The Dos and Don’ts – Newborn Baby Care [PICS]
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 | Comments 82
Becoming a good parent means much more than knowing a lot about babies.
Ask pediatric doctors or nurses what it was like for them to be new parents. They will tell you that all their knowledge about babies was not enough to keep them from being overwhelmed by their own babies.
All new parents feel the same way. All new parents work at knowing, understanding, and loving their babies.
If you want to learn all about your new born baby care, and be able to respond to his/her needs appropriately – it is going to take a lot of your time.
In case you are a young mother or father, having difficulties in putting the baby to sleep or feeding him, these instructions are the clearest you can get.
Here are some dos and don’ts when it comes to caring for the baby!




























SOURCE:
Safe Baby Handling Tips by David Sop, Kelly Sopp
Enjoy learning how to respond to your baby – don’t expect to do everything perfectly – even if you’ve read all the books on what to do – your baby hasn’t and no baby is a text-book case.

those were all so true. tell every one i said hi and i love then.
Those are hysterical!
Thanks for posting them,
Juliette
Until I read this, I was a “don’t” parent. Thank you so much for posting this; Ignorance is sometimes very dangerous it would seem.
Gotta run–time to blowdry the cat.
Very helpful informations. Thanks.
Very funny!!!
all are silly instructions, give some valuable informations. I guess these instructions are baby’s to take care of babies,not for adults to take care of babies.
Information is really very helpful and amazing.Thanks
Very funny ha ha ha ha….. Anuj Singhal(India)
Call me crazy, but I guess I just don’t see what’s wrong with some of this. I was caged as an infant and you don’t see me…oh wait.
I laughed til I cried! Ow, my gut hurts! Thank you!
iam just happy to get to know all this instruction, because i have been looking for a way to handle& take care of my first baby, because iam just a new married woman. thank u .
this page was very, very stupid the images were out of this world . i belive we know that we should not through our child into a dryer or a backpack.
Good to know all these in a very funny way….thankx
These are hilarious! I’m doing a research project for Home Economics. Everyone’s wondering why I’m laughing. These are so stupid that they’re funny! Hahahah good job. And it IS sad when parents do that stuff to their kids. It’s messed up :’(
Well just becoming a grand parent these will be useful.
Q
I literally could not stop laughing when I saw these. It had me laughing for hours.
Cheers ,
the pics were reallyyy funny lmao !
buh theyy relii helped mee , i needed it 4 ma homewrk in science . thanks a lot
Beth
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Very informative and nice display. Try to include more.
Now That Was Great, I laughed So Hard I Almost Peed! Ha Ha
Laughed my heart out, so so funny. Helpful indeed
and l can imagine doing all those things to my son
nice n important information through picture display thanks ..
Hilarious, great sense of humour – thanks for making me laugh so much!
excellent information through pictures for new as well as old parents..
Thank you very much for the article. They are so funny, but very informative. It is a very good method of teaching what to do and what not to do. very simple to understand guide for all kind of perosons looking for an advice. Some are seems to be very simple, but very important. Really a great work…
useful pictures
very funny pics didnot like it give some usefull pics
I’m not sure which is funnier, the pics or the people who posted complaining about how they are common sense or not useful. People with no sense of humor make me giggle, and at the same time I feel sorry for them.
Anyway, these pics are very useful. I plan to use them all the time after my baby is born. Especially the ones about not playing chess with baby and not using your finger to clean his/her nose. My boyfriend will find these very helpful I am sure!
In a Funny way the proper caring way has been shown….cool
very funny trippening out
Hubby, baby and I laughed a lot.But these tips are very useful though they are very funny.It’s the best way to remember.
that was so funny i couldn’t stop laughting !!!!!
Great joke… I cant control my laughing…
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these are so funny.i think every parent knows unsafe requirements for their child..its over
valuable information because these are so funny thats easy to remember for all.
Hey this is too much yar… Washing baby picture is super! I couldnt stop laughing.. Informative but the picturisation is too much funny. anyway thanks for d info.
Love it! So funny – like the ‘bonding’ and ‘playing’ ones but all are great. The comments of people either 1) taking them seriously or 2) saying it’s not amusing just make it all the more funny! Going to sleep with a smile on my face – thanks to who ever posted these – great
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these pics were awsome:P they were the best and i agree with cathy u people are just mood bummers:( i feel sorry for u:P
Some of these don’ts are silly.
I believe there are many who are inexperience in nursing newborn, feeding newborn and taking care of a newborn.
These pictures very funny and hilarious but very helpful at the same time for those who don’t have any knowledge of baby handling.
Good pictures indeed very helpfull especially to young mothers keep up the good work.
This was the most funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I just couldn’t stop laughing. Specially bonding with the child pic, look at the baby in it:):):) you really made my day. Will go through these pics everytime I’m feeling low.
Anyone who does any of the “wrong” things mentioned to their child, they deserve for it to be taken away by welfare so it can have a better life.
this is the weirdest advice…very absurd
This is the most funniest pics i ever seen:)
I don’t think so anyone must be done any of the “Wrong” things with their child…i can’t stop laughing…
I COULD NOT ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING…!!
Hi,
We may laugh but rather worryingly there are some parents that actually need this kind of advice to teach them what not to do! Great post. Where did you find these pics?
Cheers,
Keren
That last illustration is quite important, for me anyway. Its not always easy to see my kid when im carrying him on my back and im sure he often slips.
Nice post! I like it.
that wz funny pics.i couldnt control my smile.oh God is ter any parents who act like tis.totally i loved the pics
very nice suggesting..
but pics also very Funny…….. i love …qute baby..